funny ass poems

it was in this moment of desperation that pythagerous came up with the theorm he would be known for as he said

"Plato, yo momma
so triagular that if you
square the lengths
of her A side and her B side,
you can find the length of her
C side by finding square root
of the sum of her first two sides."

ok this next one is part of a multi-genre piece where i imagine my gym teachers attending a dodge ball themed jazz and poetry festival....yes, i'm strange. but this is my dodgeball haiku:

A game full of grace
Dodge and throw this ancient art
Slow kid with flat face

ok seriously it even rhymes.....greatest poem EVER!!!!